That’s code by caker, one of the admins over at my favorite hosting provider, Linode. You can see all the “g-mail” code he could find. Unfortunately:

<@caker> there’s more, but that’s all I could find. Pretty sure my 3.5″ floppies labeled “g-mail backup” no longer function

Steve: I’m making an emergency run to best buy for someone because they need 6 UPSs and they won’t make it in time
Steve: and I’m going to spend $1200 of my own money and someone will meet me with cash in a town 40 miles west of me (the best buy is 40 miles east of me and closes in an hour)
Steve: he works for a bank and it is apparently for them
Steve: the cash exchange will happen in a gas station parking lot

And that my friends is how IT in the banking industry works: money exchanged in the parking lot of gas stations for consumer grade equipment thats bound to be put in a mission critical position.

Steve, you know who you are, and you know what site to submit your story to.

I wish I had a digital camera because everything is just beautiful here. Instead I’ll leave you with the only acceptable movie recommendation:

Alright, that’s enough navel gazing… Back to the geek blogs…

Evidently I look Asian because my #1 result was a South Korean actor, Bae Yong-jun.

After that I had a bunch of ties:

Pope Pius XII

Linus Torvalds

Ryan Reynolds

If you know me, then you realize these results are funny on so many levels.

(For the record the photo I used was when I had a beard and was wearing glasses. Somehow none of my results had beards, but almost all of them wore glasses.)