Gross Emissions Problem

  2005-08-23


If you think the title of this post sounds disgusting, so do I. My car’s in the shop to get new tires* and to check out why the “Check Engine” light is on. The mechanic’s explanation was that my car has a “gross emissions problem.” I really regret not asking him if that was something I could fix with Beano

  • Sadly my wife won’t let me get sweet rims for our Ford Focus.**

** Piece of crap domestic car…

Update: Evidently “gross emissions problem” = “malfunctioning gas cap” – which, luckily, will cost under $50; which, unluckily, is the deductible on our warranty.